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Topic: Brownman's ABC
Bugtong..Bugtong Zzzz
Published: Jan.12.2008 @ 4:31 pm | Print | Email | Comment

Makabagong Bugtong Bugtungan

"Bakit ba pati ako, binibigyan nyo ng malisya?Ano ba ang kasalanan ko?!"
- Talong

"Hindi lahat ng malakas, super hero!"
- Putok

"Paano tayo makakabuo kung hindi ako papatong sa iyo?"
- Lego

"Halika, bigyan mo pa ako ng init. Kailangan kong pumutok para ako'y
iyong matikman at ika'y masarapan. Ayan na! Puputok na! Humanda ka!"
- Popcorn

"Kahit papaano, gusto ko din ng exposure!"
- Singit

"Hindi ko hinahangad na ipagmalaki mo na ako'y sa iyo. Ayoko lang
naman na sa harap ng maraming tao, ganun mo na lang ako itanggi!"
- Utot

"Hindi lahat ng hinog ay matamis!"
- Pigsa

"Kapag ang katawan mo'y nag-iinit, lagi na lang ako ang hinahanap mo.
Maya't maya mo akong ginagamit at pinapagod. Hindi ka na naawa!"
- Aircon

"Pagod na akong humawak ng balls mo! Pagod narin ako sa
pagbihis-hubad mo sa akin. Malapit na naman ulit! Ayoko na!!!"
- Christmas Tree.

"I ikspik that it will be a long payt, a good payt, But you know, I
didn't ikspik. Tinks por da God, you know, and tinks por ol da pelepeno pipol!"
- Manny Pacquiao.

"You never even thank me for making you happy, then you throw me away
just like that. I hate you for using me, for making my life full of
shit!"
- Tissue

"Hindi llahat ng kulot, salot!"
- Golddilocks

"Hindi lahat ng bubuyog, kulay itim!"
- Jollibee

"Alam kong sa tingin mo, masaya ako! Pero bakit kayo ganyan?! Sa
tuwing wala na kayong masabi, ako na lang ang ginagamit nyo! Pagod na pagod
ako sa pagngiti!"
- Smiley

"You can cry all you want, you could always blame me. You said, it
wasn't fair that you just want life to be better. But remember, it's all
your fault! You stabbed me with a knife!"
- Sibuyas

"Isubo mo ang kahabaan ko. Dilaan. Sipsipin. Paglaruan sa bibig mo.
Para lumabas ang katas ko na kinasabikan mo. Nag mamahal,"
- Ice Candy

"Bakit ayaw nyo pa rin sa akin kahit sosyal at maganda ako? Dahil ba
mas sweet ang iba?".
- Fruitcake

"Panakip butas mo lang pala ako!".
- Panty

"Pinapaikot mo lang ako! Nagsasawa na ako. Mabuti pang patayin mo na
lang ako".
- Electric fan

"Hindi lahat na walang salawal ay bastos!"
- winnie d' pooh

"Alam mo ba wala akong ibang hinangad kundi ang mapalapit sa iyo.
Pero patuloy ang pag-iwas mo".
- ipis

"Hala! sige magpakasasa ka! Alam ko namang katawan ko lang ang habol mo."
-hipon

"Ayoko na! Pag nagmamahal ako, lagi na lang maraming tao ang
nagagalit! Wala ba akong karapatang magmahal?!"
       -Gasolina

"Sawang-sawa na ako, palagi na lang akong pinagpapasa-pasahan, pagod
na pagod na ako."
- Bola

"Ginawa ko naman lahat para sumaya ka, mahirap ka ba talagang
makontento sa isa? Bakit palipat-lipat ka?
- TV

"Hindi lahat ng maasim may vitamin C"
-kili kili

"Pilitin mo man na alisin ako sa buhay mo, babalik at babalik ako!
-Libag

"Anung kasalanan ko sa iyo, iniwan mo na lang akong duguan..."
-Sanitary Napkin

"Hwag mo na akong bilugin.."
-kulangot

"Bwisit na buhay ito! Araw-araw na lang, itlog! Umaga, tanghali,
gabi, itlog! Itlog! Itlog! Lagi na lang itlog!"
-Brief

"Sige, kalimutan mo ako para malaman ng iba ang baho mo!
-deodorant

"Ako lang ang makakapagpadugo ng ilong ni Manny Pacquiao!"
- English

"Hindi totoong anak ko si Bakekang! At lalong hindi ko kapatid si
Mike Enriquez! Kaya pwede ba, tigilan na ang tsismis na yan!"
- Shrek
 

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posted by Anonymous. on Feb.08.2008 @ 5:27 pm
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may bagong akong bugtong na pansarili,,ganito yon
ang mga babaing matakaw sa pera di dapat pinagpapala
maraming ganoon ngayon year of the rat kase, mang aagaw ng lalake para lang sa pera ,mga ganid

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posted by LateBloomer on Feb.10.2008 @ 10:01 am
Mukhang may bad experience ka sa babae parekoy hehehe.Relax! Watch a movie.

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posted by Anonymous. on Feb.15.2008 @ 10:23 pm
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kakatawa!!

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posted by Anonymous. on Feb.17.2008 @ 5:20 pm
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ang ganda talag ng mga bugtong nyo...heehhhhe.

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posted by LateBloomer on Feb.20.2008 @ 10:12 am
Salamat sa mga nagcomment.Dagdagan nyo na lang kung meron kayo ibang naiisip.

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posted by Anonymous. on Apr.28.2008 @ 12:53 am
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eto late bloomerHulaan moMalabuto't malatigas ulo parang ahas?

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posted by LateBloomer on May.08.2008 @ 9:35 am
Parang kilala ko yang bugtong na yan ah.. Narinig ko na yan sa isa kong kaibigan at ka-brod. Ayaw ko yatang sagutin baka magalit si Mam Bencito at matawag ako sa kanyang opisina. Wahehehe

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posted by Anonymous. on Jul.03.2008 @ 8:56 pm
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:-| no comment.

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posted by Anonymous. on Jul.03.2008 @ 9:30 pm
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ANG PANGIT NAMAN NIYAN! (sa kabaliktaran) HE HE HE!

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posted by Anonymous. on Aug.26.2008 @ 6:49 pm
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hi-tech naman ngayon ang bugtong

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posted by Anonymous. on Nov.18.2008 @ 3:44 pm
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verry good galing ah
bravo ha hahahahahahauahahasha

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posted by Anonymous. on Nov.21.2008 @ 10:43 am
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ayos....
 
a08a12...nakita niu din ba to???hehe
 
hi....
 
me ass na tau sa filipino..^^ jackielyn.....

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posted by Anonymous. on Nov.26.2008 @ 2:10 pm
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nakakatawa naman po bugtong niyo...................... hhhhhhhehehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee♥♥♥
 
 
 
dagdagan niyo pa po........................

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posted by Anonymous. on Dec.10.2008 @ 11:55 pm
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hindi po ito bugtong... walang tugma...  maari po itong ituring na mga palaisipan lamang ngunit hindi bugtong... 'di nito taglay ang katangian ng dupleto....

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posted by Anonymous. on Dec.10.2008 @ 11:56 pm
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sana palitan ang title... nagpapalaganap kasi ng maling kaalaman... hindi naman bugtong ang mga ito....

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posted by Anonymous. on Feb.04.2009 @ 2:44 pm
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nice one.. sana marami pa! xoxo funny kse eh.,.♫

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posted by Anonymous. on Jun.04.2009 @ 12:02 am
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nice! so funny , but it's not a riddle. try to make some funny but a real one.

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posted by LateBloomer on Jun.16.2009 @ 8:08 pm
Isda ko sa Mariveles nasa loob ang kaliskis. (Sili)Buto't balat lumilipad. (Saranggola)Hindi tayo tao, hindi tayo hayop. Ano tayo? (Bagay! Bagay tayo!!! punyetang kakornihan ni john lloyd hahahaha)Isang prinsesa nakaupo sa tasa. (kasoy)Hindi naman prinsesa nagsusuot ng bra. (Bebe gandanghari, tanong mo pa kay Carmina promise)Walang femfem, walang matris, nagmu-multiply. (Bakla, bading)May langit, may lupa, may tubig pero walang isda. (niyog, buko)Malupit lumapangga, sablay sa pagkanta. (Doc Hayden Kho)Malupit lumapangga, malupit umarangkada pero one-minute man lang naman pala. (Doc Hayden Kho ulit hahahaha)Kung minsa'y sabaw ng buko, kung minsa'y sago sago. (Vitamin T or Vitamin S)More to come...

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posted by Anonymous. on Jul.02.2009 @ 8:42 pm
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ayus ung mga bugtong ahh.. uahaha :p
 

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posted by Anonymous. on Jul.20.2009 @ 1:49 pm
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ARI NG LALAKI

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posted by Anonymous. on Sep.13.2009 @ 9:24 pm
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You're jokes are just timely during this times of calamities and pestilence solely perpetrated by no other than the first family.

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posted by Anonymous. on Oct.22.2009 @ 7:25 pm
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hahaha nnagus2hankopo

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posted by Anonymous. on Nov.17.2009 @ 2:15 pm
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so sick of bugtong-bugtong so try and slow so dumb then we say u must still there!

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posted by Anonymous. on Jun.24.2010 @ 8:42 pm
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NIECE ONE ANG BUGTONG FANTASTIC

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posted by Anonymous. on Jul.01.2010 @ 11:25 pm
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imba nmn masyado to ahaha .. xD

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