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Entries in "Environment/Recycling"
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The United Socialist States of America
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Published: Jun.17.2009 @ 8:57 pm | Last edited: Jun.17.2009 @ 9:05 pm

 by JT Keller

June 9th, 2020, as I roll out of bed, awakened by the soothing tone of Emperor Soetoro's voice.

First, I wipe the sweat from my brow, and take the sheets off the bed (they have to be washed every day, since it is so darn hot in the house). I look at the thermostat (it says 85f). Jeepers, is that right. So, I turn on the air conditioner, suddenly hearing a loud voice telling me that I am in violation of Article I, section 3, paragraph 4, of the Green Statutes passed by the greatest congress ever (the 111th) in June of 2009. The voice yammers on, it is that of the greatest speaker of the house in United Socialist States history (Nancy Pelosi).  Sounds kind of like she forgot to put her dentures in.

Madam Precious tells me that I will be subject to fines in the amount of 2 trillion (United Socialist Dollars) per degree below 85 that the thermostat falls. The Socialist dollar trades at 1.7654 Billion to the Euro. Sorry, Madam Precious the sweat really doesn't bother me. What was I thinking. We want to make sure that the Chinese have plenty of energy, and we certainly wouldn't want to harm the environment.
 
I have my cup of decaf coffee (regular coffee was outlawed by 111th congress too).  I gaze upon my brown, weed infested lawn (sorry, the Green Statutes limit water usage to 35 liters per day (the British system of measurement was outlawed by the 111th congress too).  I sponge the top layer of filth off my body (water usage), can't shave (water restrictions, already heard the speaker once today, don't want to upset her again).

My beard is just over two feet long now (scissors have been outlawed too, potential lethal weapon). Good grief it is hot.  I put on my black and white striped suit (number 0u812), kiss my wife goodbye and fire up my Frankmobile.  What a hotrod, it has a .00000000001 litre engine, goes from 0 to sixty in 30 minutes.  On second thought, better walk, it's good for the health and even better for the environment.  Besides, it only takes 4 hours to get to work.  What a great job I have. My neighbors are so jealous.  Everyone wants to make fortune cookies for the Chinese. 

Job requirements are as follows: 3 PHD's, 6 Masters, and 12 Bachelors degrees, must have 12 years experience as an apprentice to a fortune cookie wrapper, beard length minimum 1 foot, must smell like a sow (pigs have been extinct for 11 years now, again the Green Statutes), must not have teeth (toothpaste was outlawed too, it was found to be environmentally unsafe, must be a registered member of the Obama Party. Hours are Monday through Sunday 6 am to 6pm, pay is 1 billion United Socialist Dollars per year.

Darn, my knee hurts (I'm number 3.45 million on the waiting list just to see the doctor)......

God bless the United Socialist States of America.  Hail to Emperor Obama!

Thank god for the 111th Congress, they saved this country from prosperity.



Forced recyling reminescent of
police state not democracy
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Published: Oct.29.2008 @ 1:24 pm | Last edited: Nov.16.2008 @ 8:28 pm

Recently the Overland Park, Kansas City Council voted for mandatory recyling in the city without a public hearing or debate.  The chief proponent of mandatory recycling, councilwoman Donna Owens, stated that I think we need to move forward with managing this because it will compel people to start recycling even if they don’t want to.”  She further suggested that the "effort by the council was a way to manage/moderate for our residents the impending ‘crisis’ that is ahead on solid waste."  And, who created the crisis other than Council?

Owen's reasoning is simply more of the convoluted ‘double speak’ that has so defined OP’s council under Carl Gerlach, just a bunch of 'good German’s' doing their job. This council continues to regularly cross the lines of constitutionality in its governance.

OP’s city council is the repository of every anti-democratic idea to come down the pike in recent years, from red-light camera surveillance, to the unconstitutional home invasion plan of ‘systematic inspection’, to the genuinely ‘unhinged’ environmental recommendations of the city's ‘OPIE’ column which cautions the public not to wash their cars in their own driveways while city trucks spew salt, chemicals, oil and antifreeze into the same stormwater system.

Councilwoman Owen's principle lament was council's failure to create public awareness on the need to recycle, before the vote making it mandatory.  The public would have rejected council's plan just as the Overland Park Sun’s poll indicates.  So stealth advancement of the city’s undemocratic plans must be the order of the day, in order to move forward its untoward political agenda, just as it is for all totalitarian regimes.

The fact that this city council voted not only against the will of the people but with no public debate is the issue, not whether or not, there was public awareness.  Her actions, along with those of other council members, are not the workings of democracy or self-government but rather those of a cadre of elitists who believe they know better than everyone else. 

The reason there’s a perceived ‘crisis’ in waste disposal in Overland Park is because there’s no innovation, no leadership and the free enterprise system has been held captive by a band of environmental Nazis and their Fuehrer, who currently comprise the majority of OP council and the mayor’s office. 

Citizens in a free society and this is key, are not under any obligation to dance to the perceived fears of a coterie of self-anointed intellectuals who see themselves as uniquely qualified to govern.  We haven’t experienced the ‘..reality of this [recycling] problem in Johnson County’ until now because this current council’s leadership skills do not extend beyond crisis management.

Perhaps, council could better spend its time lobbying the state to build a refuse burning facility outside OP based on fluidized bed technology, one that would obviate the need for larger landfills as well as augment the city’s supply of electricity. Environmental parameters are less difficult to meet than what KCPL will have to do for its 800 MW Weston, Missouri unit.
 

 


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