You know its those hard to clear burgers that cause a lot of problems. Not the ones that come out in chunks but the ones that somehow stick to the edge of your nose.

You use your thumb and index finger. You almost have to rub them together along with the brim of your nose to scrape off what seems to be glued on.

Today while fixing a troubled pc, a co-worker started talking to me. During the conversation I noticed him wiping at his nose. This is a clear give away that you have something in your nose. I went on to tell the guy, "you know what gives with these ridge burgers at the end of your nose. No matter what you do, you can't clear it off."

And he agreed. I'm sure many others would to. After sitting down an thinking about it I came up with a final thought.

These burgers are not whole burgers themselves. They are remnats of old burgers that have gone and went. What you are noticing when you see these things are the left behind from previous occasions. The best practise to remove these things is to use a damp towlet and wipe.  

it makes sense why banks get a bad rap on the hours they work.

going to the bank today i noticed a sign that read, that they were going to close on saturday for memorial day. i could agree with that if sunday were the 30th, but monday is the 30th and they only work half a day on saturday anyway.

"Some people are only living because it is illegal to shoot them."

This is true. Now get on with it.

Jennifer Wilbanks the woman who lied to her entire family and friends and husband, ran away without saying a word to anyone, cut her hair to disguise her identity, has a pussy for husband to be.

Of all the ways out of a wedding and money opportunities this idiot could make by selling his story to the zombies of the world, this jack ass will still say I do.

She lied to authorities and said she was kidnapped. There were hundreds of thousands of dollars wasted because of this bimbo. Not only should she be put in jail, she should also receive some of my tax dollars to go to a shrink.

Knowing this bride has ran from other weddings and this time added a little fag to the spectical, wouldn't you take that as a good sign that either she is off her gord or she doesnt want to marry him.

It is a day for the calendar. When someone especially a lady uses the f word in the context of aggression, it doesn't get any better than this.

I was ill prepared when she entered the conversation. With little focus on the intro to her rant, i noticed the s word. In addition to hearing the s word I noticed the tone seemed to be more aggrivated as she went on. Then someone, out of the heavens, a gateway into the unknown opened and not only was the f word spoken, it had a "ing" added to it.

On a friday like this, its all down hill from here.

I've been hit again. Spyware, the every changing pain in the ass. This time it is a little more clever.  What has happen is that when i search on google.com the spyware takes the query, shows me what looks like googles website, and in the listings every link goes to www.daosearch.com or lender-search.com.

daosearch.com and lender-search.com, another reason you should go to sunbelt.com or pestpatrol.com or microsoft.com to download legit spyware removal software. most free spyware removes are spyware themselves. 

Today microsofts anti-spyware blocked an active x control from being downloaded from this site http://www.imgag.com/. Turns out the domain is registered to americangreetings.com.

Its hard to image the level people are on who develope spyware. I cant believe americangreeting joined the idiots.

Here is what americangreetings.com

It breaks down like this. There are three thirds, only one team can win a third. One team can win more than one third and there are twelve teams in the league. Up to four teams can be in the roll off.

Every thursday the bowling league gets together and we bowl three games against another team. The team with the most wins for the third gets to bowl in the roll off. The roll off is where teams bowl for the top place.

The first third we finished second because we failed to win a single game the last week of the third. Even though we didnt place in the second third, the same team that won the first third did not win the second third. As of now there are two teams in the roll off.  We are in the last third with 2 weeks to go.

Up to four teams can make the roll off, so if there are only three thirds, how do you get a forth team. If one team wins two out of three thirds there are only two teams in the roll off. If three different teams win a third, the fourth team in the roll off is made by the team that has the most wins and is not one of the three teams already in the roll off.

Back to my story, we are first, we have been first the last third for three weeks. The other bit of good news is that we are leading total wins over all teams. So if we somehow lose this third our other chance of getting in will be total wins.

Last week we could have damn near shut everyone out of the running for the third third. We lost two. The powerhouse team that we are, fell well short last week losing two out of three. Plenty of curse words were said.

And this text, were I describe that we only have one sub on the list. No one on the team can afford to miss, and someone after all the weeks of winter and now into spring, I have cought some kind of cold. Thursday is two days away and everything is on the line.

many years after i had heard the mash theme, i never wondered about the song. to me it never had any words. that was at a time when i was a lot younger.

untill a day came along with an old boss of mine. its hard to get that tune out of your head. and the name of it had a odd fit to the era in which it was played. suicide is painless. every episode entered and exited on the idea that suicide is painless.

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