Death star (DS)
Finally we meet Captain Polgas, I have just pefected cooking hard boiled egg. Perhaps you can come on board and we can exhange plesantries.

ES
Filteany, are you insulting me with hard boiled eggs? It is forbidden in the intergalactic balance of the force. You are unbalancing the flow of chi. Eggs are supposed to be poached not boiled. You are showing resistance to the alliance.

DS
Capt. Polgas, are you forgetting who you are talking to in this fake cardboard TV. I am under the hood of Emperor Palpatine and in time Darth Maul will join me in boling more eggs with a smiley stamped on it as copyright protection.

ES
I tried reasoning with you but it seems you have made up your mind. I will send an emissary to your ship to settle this peacefully, no bloodshed. Anakin Skywalker will be with Obi Wan Kenobi whose hair has been done by the great Yoda.

DS
You think I am sly Capt.Polgas. I will welcome them to my humble ship.
(Let's see whose eggs will be cooked first...mutters)

Anakin and Obi Wan reached the Death Star. Filteany upon going to to the darkside has consulted with Darth Sidious and Count Dooku on the next volleyball match. Tension was in the room.

Filteany: My dear guests, welcome to DS, short for death star. I reckon that you are here to persuade me to halt the Boiled Eggs Operation.

Anakin: You are very arrogant Filteany. This is not acceptable!

Obi Wan: Hush! Anakin, I will give you your bone later. Let me deal with this.

Obi wan tried his Jedi mind tricks but Filteany just felt....sleepy.

Filteany: Your powers are weakened here Obi Wan. The fumes from the Cloning Machine of Hard Boiled Eggs are poisoning your bloodstream. You will drop dead in 10 seconds. Oops! Sorry, I mean 5 seconds.

Obi Wan dropped and remained stiff like an erected phallic symbol- a murdered Jedi Master under the pedicured feet of Filteany. Delirious laughter rang through the hollow egg shell walls of the Death Star. Anakin looked down on his master and took out his lightsaber. Filteany flicked his nose and he too fell on his knees.

"I will make you a bargain, Anakin Skywalker. I heard about Princess Amidala. You like to play footsie with her, am I correct?"

Anakin: "Yes, I must admit her beauty surpasses all things that exist in this make believe for films galaxy. I desire to finger bang bang her until we reach level 20 on Mario Brothers on the Wii."

Filteany: I can arrange that for you if you join me, Anakin. Together we can rule the coop industry and clone every egg. We will be invincible!" Anakin surendered his lightsaber and bowed before Filteany.

Filteany: One more thing before I summon Amidala for you. Have you considered  a black get' up for you with a boom box on your chest? It comes in other colors too. I heard women dig breathy, nasal and scuba like voice."  

 Warning: This is my make believe workstation. This is the real one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyXBYu4QIcE

...though I have the complete set of Star Wars figues courtesy of Burger King.

Naglaon ng napakaraming oras upang gawin ang video na ito.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewrxZua55VA

Maraming Salamat Jovic.

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www.youtube.com/filteany

Nagpahinga ako ng tatlong araw mula sa pagbutingting sa aking website. Naisip ko na ayokong dalhin sa saturation point ang aking mga mambabasa mula sa aking blogs and vlogs. Gusto ko rin naman na ma- miss niyo naman ako. Bukod sa malapit na ang bagong schoolyear na aking magiliw na sasalubungin, regular akong customer ng  ng staples para makabili ng murang school supplies. Ang pinakabago kong vlog ay hindi plinano, trip lang kumbaga at para hindi masayang ang dulo ng tape sa videocam. Bukod sa aking pagiging bungisngis, heto pa ang mga naganap sa likod ng "Man Behind the Camera of Filteany"

1. Wala na akong hiya pagdating sa vlogging (obvious ba?)
2. Mahilig akong magsabi ng "actually, basically at what do you call this?" Promise iiwasan ko na.
3. Magnet ako ng mga New Yorkers na may kakaibang trip. Hindi na namin ipinakita yung lalakeng nag- ballet hop sa harap ko.
4. Ang aking pag- irap ay effective sapagkat hindi na niya tinangkang tumawid sa harapan ko. Para siyang road runner na naglaho.
5. Iibahin na namin ang location sapagkat maraming firetrucks at ambulance ang dumadaan sa 14th street. Next weekend, sa Times Square naman kami dahil dumating na ang videolight na inorder namin.
6. Lihim na ini- edit ng aking dating ka- ibigan ko ang vlog na ito. Parang ending na naming dalawa. Ang maganda ay walang platong nabasag, tinanggap namin na parang communion.
7. Okey lang magkaibigan pa rin kami dahil project naming dalawa ang filteany. Siya pa rin ang director/editor at cameraman ko. Friends forever kami kahit ano pa ang nangyari.
8. Iniba ko na ang status ko sa friendster-mula sa in a relationship to "mabenta ulit!" Sana may bumili naman in the future.
9. Ang advice ko ay huwag puro trabaho, dapat laging may r & r para maging Crayola ang life.
10. Panoorin ang vlog na ito upang makita niyo ang ibang side(line) ni filteany.

Live and Love

Cut, copy and paste this url:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwQ0ILKrHT4

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 Filteany writes about everyday humor. She enjoys weaving the words that tickle the funny bone and slaps her own head with her satirical writing. Laughter does not only make her day but it drives her to accept that life can be shitty at times but all you have to do is shovel the poop out.   However, there are times that filteany likes to retreat into her shell. Like a hermit crab, she dwells in darkness. The feeling that envelops her transforms into thoughts that are again put into writing. This is another side of filteany- the hopeless nostalgic poet that she is.    

As He Sleeps
 
In the shadows of the pale blue light
I gazed upon his half covered face
His chest rises to my contentment
I wanted to taste his lips
Yet I stopped myself
Even in slumber, he is too beautiful

With each word I type
The curve of his relaxed smile
Kills me in a resurrecting way
I yearn for him though he is near
I desire him always
His eyes closed like an angel

He stirs in his dreams
I smiled at what I have
Behold life's greatest gift
I was lost with broken dreams
And yet he found me
I await his sweet awakening    

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lqa_05mOm5g

Baligtad ang oras sa Amerika at Pilipinas. Ang umaga ay gabi diyan, ang hapon ay madaling araw at ang mga kayumanggi sa Pinas ay in demand rito. Paano kung ang isang Filipino  ay hindi dapu- dapuan ng antok? On Vacation ang inyong manunulat kaya buong ligayang nagpupuyat ako. May mga paraan upang maging normal na tao na kailangang matulog at maghilik. Bukod sa pagbilang ng mga kambing na tumatalon sa Pasig River, iniisip ko ang mga pwede kong gawin upang magkaroon ng world peace at ang mga shortcut para magkaroon ng washboard abs. Hindi ako fan ng sleeping pills kase baka walang prinsipe na bibigyan ako ng halik at takot ko na lang na hindi ako gumising. Kawawa naman ang mother earth kung wala na si filteany. Walang matatawang mga pinoy lalong lalo na ang mga OFWs na hindi alam kung paano pagkasyahin ang sweldo para sa buong baranggay. Ang mga babanggitin ko ay mga paraan kung paano antukin bukod sa makinig sa speeh ng mag BFF na si GMA at Bush.

1. Mag- compute ng sweldo at bilangin ang mga araw bago ang susunod na paycheck. Pagkatapos nito ay maglagay ng Olay Regenerist (na aking best friend) sa dumadaming linya sa noo dala ng pag- alala sa mga dapat bayaran o padadalan ng hard earned money.

2. Manood ng TFC Channel at kainisin ang Pinoy Big Brother kahit na sinusubaybayan naman.

3. Long Distance phone calls sa Pinas para marinig ang tsismis ni best friend, hinaing ni honey, reklamo ni Lolo at sipsip ni bunsoy.

4. Makinig sa musika ni Martin, Regine at Eraserheads habang air guitar ang drama.

5. Ayusin ang ma pictures sa album according to seasons. Madali lamang sapagkat dalawa lamang ang season namin- taghirap at glam shots kapag may sweldo na!

6. Internet chatting at lumikha ng mga shorcuts bukod sa lol, asl, lmao at satnu- single and take unfortunately

7. Magmanicure at pedicure kase mahal rito. Idagdag mo na rin ang pagbubunot ng kilay.

8. Maglinis ng apartment after two weeks kase ngayon ay may 1 ounce pa ng lakas para gawin ito.

9. Tumungin sa bintana at bilangin ang mga bituing walang ningning.

10. Panoorin ang bagong youtube vlog na isinampay ko pa lang. Hindi ko masisguro kung aantukin kayo pero sigurado akong ..... upang malaman, pindutin ang link na ito.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=187zmlXZBmc

and take note of the launching of the filteany theme

gusto ko rin na maging friendster ko kayo- www.friendster.com/filteany