I'm going to meet a girl.

This isn't an, I quote need unquote to get laid, boohoo kind of goal. It's a, holy shit,I meet a lot of girls who are better friends than girlfriends and I know the girl for me is out there… kind of goal.

I stumbled on this twitter-style website for pickup lines recently and I came up with the nefarious plan. I'm going to use some pick up lines at random from this website until it decided whether they work or not. Or I'll just use them until they stop being fun ha ha Ha.

First off is: you are the hottest thing since the sun. Do you mind if I sit here? I could use a tan.

I'm having a to a bar that has this awesome foosball table tonight, so between games I'll give it a go and report back later.

I guess if you have something you want me to try, comment it or add it on that site.

Hopefully I'll be able to entertain you with my antics and meet the girls my dreams, hopefully the latter before the former.

Have an awesome day!